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I Can't Take It Sue!

I can't take it!

O.K. I don't know how many of you know long time news anchor Sue Simmons but I grew up watching her. She's something of a legend.

There is also rumor she is a lesbian.

ANYWAY!

So! She dropped the F-Bomb live on broadcast yesterday. The screen went blank for a 8 seconds (lol) then she came back and apologized.

Apparently she was talking about rising grocery prices when footage switched to a cruise ship that had a passenger go overboard. She quipped "What the Fuck are you doing?"

So I went to look for the vid to post for you guys and I found another vid of her which is much funnier!

Who knew she was such a rebel?

When I do watch local news it's usually NY1 or Chan 5 w/ Rosanna Scotto ... because Rosanna Scotto IS NY. There is no doubt in my mind that she curses like a sailor and would punch a man in the face.

Coming from Sue though?

Priceless.

YouTube has been pulling these video's down all day. There's only a few left, here they are ... for the moment ...



This next one is great ... worth the wait ...

Bible Dipping vs. Sabbath Dipping

Bible dipping is when you ask a question, then close your eyes and open it up to any random page, you put your finger somewhere on the page, open your eyes and whatever phrase you land on is supposed to have something to do with your question. I've played this game as a child. It's very tempting to cheat ... like you rationalize and try to make it out to be the answer you want. You're supposed to play with other people present so they can keep you in check, until you relent and realize that no matter what answer you've all come up with, it means ... you're gonna burn.

Thank goodness it was the 70's and my aunt was mildly influenced by the popular American wave of feminism and shared a few crumbs of sanity with me. Mom always made ugly faces at the television when the devil women were on the news and spat invectives at them. I haven't asked ... but I'm sure she's quite content that feminism is now like one of Sigfried & Roy's white tigers in a cage on Zoloft, awaiting an unlikely, yet possible psychotic break.

So yeah, I play a similar game to bible dipping. Only now, I use Black Sabbath lyrics. I'm being facetious but I'm telling you, for any of life's events I can find a Sabbath song that will answer and console. The magic of Sabbath dipping is ... it comes to me, I don't have to pick up a book or anything! Like when I read about the 4,000 soldiers last week I involuntarily thought, "War Pigs." 70's British heavy metal, imagine that.

... You don't see what's happening to women in the sexist military at the mercy of male soldier's and superiors though. CNN is more like the E channel these days ... Anderson Cooper's desperation to be famous is getting a little painful to watch. I heard he goes home at night and draws all over his face in red lipstick and sings, "I Wanna Be In Pictures." True story. A lot of what is happening to these young women is far worse than death, still I suppose I can summon up enough empathy for the soldiers to desire them to be spared death, even if a good majority of them need a bat to their knees.

And while 80% of the population probably finds Sabbath hideous, the eerie sound quality is positively the other half of the storytelling. Those pagans knew what they were saying I tell you.

Mariah Is Nekkid?

It's 9am, I have VH1 on by accident. I see Mariah, so I leave it on as I go about my business.

I'm a Mariah fan because she's a diva, her music is kinda irrelevant, pop medical waste, but you know whatever.

So but I'm wondering ..... at this stage of the game, does she still need to make video's with her tits and ass hanging out all over the place?

Is this necessary?

No, I'm asking ... cause maybe it is.

I mean, nice shape and she looks great and all ...

but how about a little RESSSSSSSSSSPECT!

I wonder if Justin will be wearing hot shorts when he's 35, teasing viewers with imagery of his scrotum. Sure I'd throw up, but if Mariah, who is a legitimately talented vocalist, is forced into reducing herself to looking like a street walker for a computer guy in her video's at 35! then I feel Justin should have to wear a scrotum bra ... you know, to make them look perky. I'll be the first one screaming, "Woohooo!" and taking short breaks to hork into my barf bag.

FreeRice.com

This site is great, and fun. Check it. http://freerice.com/

Feb 23 SNL Opener and Some Afterthoughts

If anyone got to see this whole clip it was hilarious. The beginning was the funniest part though. SNL demanded Youtube take it down for copyright :/



And thanks to Gregory for forwarding it and the lovely email stating, "Please, we don't need anymore sausage in the white house."





Side note:

I was a lot more motivated by this election before the debates. I've since become a bit disenchanted.

I've shared the sentiment of anger with fellow feminists at women for not supporting Hillary. Yet I understand she is a very complicated person. By the way she's been talking, it sounds like she's ripe and ready to step into office and start dropping bombs all over the Balkans circa 1999. I have some personal sympathies regarding that issue and I hate war. As it turns out the other porker face has the same plans. So I will complain and moan and groan but yeah, I'm voting for her. I'm not in a fantasy world. I follow what these nimrods are doing and I question everything. I don't think she's Jesus and I don't masturbate thinking about her. I just think she's more qualified for the job even though I have mixed feelings about her.

And the way the two of them bicker gives me anxiety attacks.

I Hate Them Both

"How fortunate for rulers that men don't think" ~Adolph Hitler

So yeah, these debates ... wow. Poor Hillary can't debate her way out of a paper bag. Not even if her sanity depended on it, and the way she's blubbering all the time you'd think it did. This last one in Texas, how she turned to Obama Din Dada all emotional saying, "I'm so honored, I'm sooo honored to be here with Obama" The way she worked herself up being sooo "honored" and all, I thought she was going to blow him.

Cause you know women just love Obama. It's like he's Elvis. I'm surprised the women at his speeches don't rip off their tops and throw their bras on stage when he comes on. Even lesbians want him. Why vote for the closet lezzy when there's some slick man meat up there! I'm not surprised. Men will always get there first and win against any qualified woman regardless of age, ethnicity, race, religion, sexual orientation or anything, because women will ALWAYS aid in thwarting their gender and clawing eachother's eyes out. I wonder if Obama supporters would want the same "fresh, new, inexperience" in a heart surgeon. Who cares about his radical Islamic father and grandfather? Or his Atheist mother (God forbid it was Hillaries Mother). Or the philosophy of the head ministers of the Jesus United or Unitarian or whatever church he joined. Why ask why? And I'm telling you right now, I will not have one good nights sleep until SOMEONE tells me why his mother's name is Stanley!

Billary talked a little about her ass-backwards horrifying plans for Kosovo. Remember the war on Serbia back in the 90's? I do. Yeah, the 90's were some good financial times while bombs fell on Serbian civilians, civilian structures, old age homes, hospitals, schools, factories, churches, bridges, railroads, TV and radio stations, electricity and water supplies, and military bases.

This administration will not be happy until every region on the planet is in flames. Billary was the beginning of the war on Serbia and is backing this administration's tyrannies yet again. She's a half cocked war pig like the rest of them, and Obama is a war starved ball of testosterone. Yeah I'll still vote for Billary but I may turn around and not vote for either of these c*nts.

Final note: Kosovo is rich, RICH in mineral resources. Europeans and Americans steal. The End.

Guido & Guidette Dancing Fun

And here I thought nobody understood the oppression ...

My Letter to the Borough President

"Hi,

I take my money to Westchester and shop there to avoid the vulture-like meter attendants locally.

Thanks,
Sandi T."


Sunny and 52 in January, nice treat. Thinking of going out and doing some much needed shopping. I'll drive to Westchester and spend all of my millions there, as to avoid the vulture-like meter attendants locally. Smart borough president we have, thought he should know how brilliant he was.

Just paid another $125. parking ticket. It was $115. and supposed to be in a "hearing" but they instead decided it was "past due." Nice scam they have going on NYC motorists. Meter maids should all choke, but what am I going to do, take the train all the time and huff the straights B.O.? J/K J/K no I'm not, yes I am, no, yes, no ...


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I'll be adding new fun merchandise at some point.

In the meantime, I touch myself to Jimmy Justice videos.



Not exactly thrilled with him calling that lady a cunt but, lol ...